Formal Sith Attire

Colleague: (Referring to a Christmas gift from my mother-in-law) Is that a Kylo Ren scarf?

Me: Well, now it is.

Colleague: Gonna go have a lightsaber fit and stab someone now?

Me: Starbucks run, actually.

Colleague: Close enough.

Clothes Encounters

I walk into the kitchen, and my son Jack (six years old) is standing there butt-ass naked.

Me: What in God's name are you doing?

Jack: I'm on a naked quest.

Me: ... Good luck?

Jack: Thank you. *Starts making light saber noises and grabs a granola bar, then walks off*