Me: But I do make a mean cup of coffee.
Jack: The flame of Anor is cooler.
Me: Think about your whole life. How many times have you needed a cup of coffee?
Jack: Every day.
Me: Any how many situations have you been in that needed the flame of Anor?
*thoughtful pause*
Jack: Not that many.
Me: Name one time you needed the flame of Anor.
Jack: The other week at the grocery store.
Me: ... That's not invalid. It was the day before Christmas. I can't say the flame of Anor wouldn't have helped in the checkout line.
Jack: You shall not pass!
*the following artwork requested by my six year old shortly after this exchange*
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